A bit that I hadn't heard in years is called "Tae Kwon Leap." My friend Jim played it for me when we were young and carefree (now we're just old and carefree). It's an incredibly funny piece in which this goofball interrupts a martial arts class with his stupid nonsense. All I really know is that it's by a Canadian comedy troupe called The Frantics and that it's some hee-larious shit.
Here's a text excerpt:
Ed: No disrespect or nothing, but like how long is this going to take?
Master: Tae-Kwon-Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon.
Ed: So like, what, an hour or so?
Master: No, no. We have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you must learn patience.
Ed: Yeah, yeah, yeah -- patience. How long will that take?
Click here to download the entire audio bit. The file is only 2.71 MB and runs about 6 minutes.
(Thanks to the guy who's hosting this MP3.)
