(Vaguely stealing an idea from The House Next Door.)
1. Heath Ledger as the Joker in the next Batman film. Discuss.
2. Andy Garcia is to film as Ted McGinley is to TV (ala Jump the Shark. com). Discuss.
3. Larry Hagman will be major guest star on Season Four of Nip/Tuck. Discuss.
4. Rumor has it that Sci Fi will play Doctor Who Season Two and Battlestar Galactica Season Three back-to-back beginning this October. Discuss.
5. Parker Posey would be great in the sack. Discuss.
(Real Morgue article forthcoming...)
