1. Is Kevin Smith in dire need of help from the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy dudes?
2. J.T. Street penned a rockin' piece on Gloria Steinem. Check it out and chime in.
3. Jackass: Number Two opens today. What does this say, if anything, about our culture?
4. Jackie Chan has admitted to once starring in a porn flick. Is it noteworthy that one of his co-stars in the film was Sammo Hung? Or that the author of the article is named Winny Wang? (You can't make this stuff up, folks.)
5. Church's, Popeye's or KFC?